The Ghost

This is likely the easiest male organ costume a man can pull together. Draw some eyes and a mouth on a tissue or a white washcloth with black marker or pen and drape the “sheet” over the hard male organ. The man can lie in bed under the covers and, when his partner enters the room, unveil his dressed-up member with a “Boo!”

The Jack-O-Lantern

Body paint expands a man’s possibilities – it may be time-consuming, but a partner is bound to appreciate the effort a man puts into this. Paint the head orange and then replicate a carved jack-o-lantern face with other colors. A man can ask his partner to jack his lantern for a little word play fun.

The Professor

If a man can find a tiny pair of glasses, he can don them on his (male organ) head for an intellectual look. Bonus points if he can find a tiny book or notebook to rest on his shaft, giving the impression that his manhood is studying hard. Additional points if he himself throws on a pair of glasses and takes up a book while waiting for his lover. A partner who walks in on such a study party is likely never to forget it.

The Elephant

Getting creative with some grey body paint can turn the male organ into an elephant trunk. If a man is shaved, he can paint ears, eyes and a mouth on the surrounding groin region.

The Mushroom

Some people love psychedelic design schemes – vibrant colors, mushrooms and gnomes. A man can go crazy with colors painting his manhood like a majestic mushroom. Boost the magic of the atmosphere with a tiny gnome figurine placed nearby.

The Hotdog

Comparisons between male organs and hotdogs go back probably as far as the invention of the hotdog. This makes for an easy costume. Once hard, dress the male organ with a hotdog bun. The costume can be accentuated with green, yellow and red body paint as “condiments.”

Any Member-Shaped Produce Item

Zucchinis, cucumbers, carrots – for the fruit and vegetable lover with a dirty mind, there are many simulations of the male form in the produce aisle. Put the body paint to good use while making the male organ look as nutritious and appetizing as possible.

When using body paint, it’s imperative to make sure it’s safe to use on the male organ. It’s also a good idea to test the sensitive skin with a very small amount first to make sure no reactions occur. Also check to see if the paint can be ingested; it might be necessary to wash it off thoroughly before a lover provides oral activity, in case that results. Finally, it’s best to wash it off before penetration, since paints can irritate a partner internally.

When putting the male organ on such display, a man wants to make sure he’s kept it in good condition. Skin health is important here. Dry, flaky skin is unsightly – not to mention, it can interfere with a man’s paint job on his new canvas. Using a male organ health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can ensure that the male organ is moisturized, soft and smooth – ready for a coat of paint, another’s eyes and a partner’s intimate touch.

Visit http://www.menshealthfirst.com for additional information on most common male organ health issues, tips on improving organ sensitivity and what to do to maintain a healthy manhood. John Dugan is a professional writer who specializes in men’s health issues and is an ongoing contributing writer to numerous websites.

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